Why are all escaped MALE prisoners 2/3 FEMALE?
Because they are WANTED (1/3) men.
Tell me more jokes in my Formspring! I love funny questions and lame jokes. :)
the social network needs a sequel so that they can explain why farmville exists.
robin-sparkles:thisisquitehomoerotic:
ZUCKERBERG CREATED IT SO HE COULD SEND EDUARDO CHICKENS AND PISS HIM OFF/MAKE HIM BE HIS
BOYFRIEND AGAIN
Today, the fire alarm went off in my new building. My new roommates evacuated without letting me know it was happening. Who told me? The firemen who broke in and found me naked in the shower. FML







